Jack Delroy

June Ross-Mitchell

Carmichael Haig

Christou

Lilly D'Abo

Gus McConnell

Madeleine Piper

Leo Fiske

Szandor D'Abo

Diane

Carol

Phil

Sammy

Cavewoman

Walker Bedford

Stacey

Christou's Assistant

Peggy Decay

The Narrator (voice)

Lou

Cue Card Guy

Production Assistant 1

Production Assistant 2

Stage Hand 1

Stage Hand 2

Stage Hand 3

Camera Operator 1

Camera Operator 2

Cleo James

Skeleton Man

Frank Khoury

Spoon Bender

Military Officer

Vietnam Vet

Levitating Woman

FBI Agent

Infant Lilly

Head of Airtime

Vice President of Marketing

Vice President of Marketing's Wife

Annointed Grove Member

Young Lilly

Spinning Wheel Lady

High Priestess

D'Abo's Disciple

D'Abo's Disciple

D'Abo's Disciple

D'Abo's Disciple

D'Abo's Disciple

D'Abo's Disciple

D'Abo's Disciple

Grove Member

Grove Member

Grove Member

Orson

David Dastmalchian Stand In

Ingrid Torelli Stand In

Barry

French Director