Adult Jake Doyle / Narrator

Jake Doyle

John Doyle

Kathy Doyle

Lizzy Doyle

Annie Doyle

Mikey Trotter

Evan Olsen

Jeff Farmer

Tammy Hodges

Teddy Hodges

Josh Jagorski

Timmy Keane

Connor Stump

Tiffany Keane

Dr. Timothy Keane Sr.

Dealer

Mrs. Hugo

Miss Sherman

Mrs. Trotter

Mr. Halberg

Mrs. Keane

Boy #1 (Toy Aisle)

Grumpy Wreath Man

Katie Sorrentino

Officer Masejewski

Santa Claus

Old Janitor

School Bus Driver

Old Man with Dentures

Kid #1 (Bus)

Kid #2 (Bus)

Reporter

Clerk (Cosmetics)

Weatherman

Frankie Wattendorf

Charlie Doyle

Coach Wallach

Annoying Elf Caroler

Katie Doyle

News Anchor

Old Woman in Blue

Timmy's Grandmother

Old Man

Dad #1 (PTA)

Old Woman (Cosmetics)

Toy Aisle Robot (voice)

Old Woman