David Spritz

Robert Spritzel

Noreen

Shelly Spritzel

Mike Spritzel

Russ

Don

Lauren

DMV Guy

Andrea

Clerk

Nurse

Nipper Guy

Fast Food Employee

Fast Food Mom

Shelly's Archery Instructor

Paul

Passenger with Frosty

Viewer

Viewer's Wife

Beer Girl

Beer Patron

Shelly's Companion

Tim

Race Organizer

Trust Counselor

Takeout Clerk

Register Worker

Mark Dersen

Hello America Producer

Hello America Producer

Hello America Director

Passing Pedestrian

Pie Thrower

Robert's Friend

Priest

NY Pedestrian

Himself

Co-Anchor

Himself

Herself

Dave's Archery Instructor

Guy in Park

Elevator Kid

Elevator Kid

Co-Anchor

WGN Assistant Director

Himself

Living Funeral Guest

Living Funeral Guest

Fast Food Child