SpongeBob / Narrator / Gary / Various (voice)

Mr. Krabs (voice)

Squidward / Fish #4 (voice)

Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice)

Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2 (voice)

Karen / Old Lady (voice)

Sandy (voice)

Mrs. Puff (voice)

King Neptune (voice)

Mindy (voice)

Dennis (voice)

David Hasselhoff

Squinty the Pirate

Bonesy the Pirate

Scruffy the Pirate

Stitches the Pirate

Captain Bart the Pirate

Inky the Pirate

Tiny the Pirate

Upper Deck the Pirate (voice)

Tangles the Pirate / Cyclops Diver

Fingers the Pirate

Gummy the Pirate

Leatherbeard the Pirate

Tango the Pirate

Pokey the Pirate

Cookie the Pirate

Martin the Pirate

Sniffy the Pirate

Salty the Pirate

Stovepipe the Pirate

Dooby the Pirate

Usher

Concession Guy

Concession Guy

Cop / Phil / Perch / Waiter / Attendant #1 / Various (voice)

Reporter / Driver / Ice Cream Lady (voice)

Pearl (voice)

Fish #3 / Tough Fish #1 (voice)

King Neptune's Squire (voice)

Prisoner (voice)

Singing Goofy Goober (voice)

The Screamer / Fisherman (voice)

Laughing Bubble (voice)

Cyclops (voice)

Parrot (voice)

Fisherman